How to Be a Terrible Singer

e found this article not because you wanted to learnat your vocal cords every time when you smoke.
how to be a terrible singer, but is curious about why onDon't you think you are destroying your voice? Is it any
earth would people want to sing terribly, am I right?wonder why singers who smoke have raspy voices?
Well, you see, many people think that they can singDrink Alcohol - Alcohol consumption dehydrates you.
pretty well, but you know better. They aren't any goodThat means that your vocal cords are vibrating
at all. Just go to any karaoke club and you will knowwithout enough lubricant fluid and the constant rubbing
what I mean.of your dry vocal folds during singing will damage them.
So how about looking at it this way. If you know howFurthermore, if you drink before a performance, you
to avoid terrible singing habits, then you will be able tomay forget the lyrics of the song you are singing and
sing better, won't you? Below are some tips tomakes you look like a drunken dork on stage. Isn't that
improve your singing.terrible?
Shouting instead of singing - Unknown to manyNot Getting Enough Sleep - When your energy level is
amateur or even some professional singers whennot at its peak, do you really think that you can put up
doing a fast tempo song, they are shouting instead ofan energetic singing performance?
singing.Singing Out Of Vocal Range - You may want to
Sometimes this happens because of bad sound checkimpress your audience by singing very high or very
by the sound technicians and the singer could not hearlow notes which are not in your vocal range. This is a
herself/himself and thus resorting to shouting. Otherterrible mistake as your voice will not only come out as
times it is through sheer singing bad habit or ignorance.sounding badly strained, it is also awful for your
Shouting out a song, unless the song requires you toaudience's ears.
do so, like in certain rock or heavy metal songs notIf your vocal range is limited, then source out vocal
only sounds awful and terrible to your audience, if doneexercises that can widen your range. Some vocal
persistently over a period of time can causeexercises can even increase your range up to more
permanent damage to you vocal cords.than octave in just weeks.
Singing Without Warming Up - Warming up your voiceDrinking Honey Or Milk - Ok, I hear your howls of
before a performance is crucial for voice care. Singingprotest because many people think that drinking honey
when your vocal cords are cold, especially whenactually sooth their throats. Well, drinking honey, sugary
singing high notes will make your voice sound very tightdrinks and dairy products will cause a build up of
and stressful. Furthermore, it could also lead tophlegm. When your vocal folds are coated with a
permanent voice damage in the long run.sticky film of phlegm, do you think they can vibrate
Not Cooling Down - Cooling down your voice with thefreely enough to create the resonance for a good
right vocal exercises is just as important as warmingsinging voice?
up. After a performance, your vocal cords are strainedSo if you want to sing terribly or cause damage to
and stressed. You need to cool it down to ensureyour vocal cords, then follow the above bad sining tips.
good voice care so that you can continue to singIf not, just stay away from these bad singing habits
powerfully and beautifully.and develop a fabulous singing voice through good
Smoking - Think of all the tar, poisons and heat peltingvocal exercises.